Opening Ceremonies
Room: Grand Ballroom
Time: Monday 9:00 - 9:30
The obligatory welcome speech.
Opening Keynote: Larry Wall
Room: Grand Ballroom
Time: Monday 9:30 - 10:00
Larry will be speaking... about something.
Allison Randal: State of the Carrot 2004 - 2005
Room: Grand Ballroom
Time: Monday 10:00 - 10:30
A whirlwind tour of the past 12 months of Perl. New and improved, and
100% carrot joke free!
Pete Krawczyk: The Tester's Toolkit - Start Testing Your Projects Today
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Monday 10:45 - 12:15
With deadlines, budget pressures and scope uncertainty, testing can be
one of the first things many software developers leave out of their
schedule. Testing is often forgotten until a project is nearing
completion at which point the perceived cost of testing is too high to
justify expense. You can still test to your heart's content without
having to have management approval. Testing works even if it's just
you doing it, even if you're the only person on the project. Life
doesn't have to be this way. Automated testing carries benefits that
are loved by those who use it, and often misunderstood by those who
haven't tried it.
Matt Rice: The Linux Professional Institute and Perl
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Monday 10:45 - 11:25
A discussion regarding the not-for-profit Linux Professional Institute,
its experiences with forging a Linux certification out of a
community-driven process, and a chance to dialog with the Perl
community regarding a larger LAMP certification.
Peter Scott: Taming Legacy Perl
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Monday 11:25 - 12:15
Perl is easy to start using. But sometimes being easy can get you into
trouble. The many ways to program in Perl mean that Perl code can
often be cryptic, obscure, or muddled. Just because a program runs
doesn't mean it's maintainable. Hordes of programmers have acquired
just enough Perl knowlege to get a program to run, and then one day,
you find yourself tasked with maintaining or improving that program,
and the horror begins. This session is designed to help you deal with
that horror. You'll learn:
- How to reformat and edit bad code
- How to write tests for legacy code
- Wrapping warnings and "use strict" around legacy code
- How to debug troublesome applications
- Analyzing legacy programs
Jim Brandt: Enterprise Workflow and Procurement Integration with Perl
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Monday 10:45 - 11:25
The University at Buffalo is a large campus with extensive purchasing
needs. People at the university purchase everything from highlighters
and pens to radioactive material for experiments. As a public
institution we have strict rules for where, how, and by whom things
can be purchased. In the past, the system works nearly all on paper. A
project was initiated to make the process paperless and the solution
combined a Perl web application with a commercial workflow product
called Ultimus.
Keith Grennan: Sxip Homesites and Membersites - Perl-Powered Identity Web Services
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Monday 11:25 - 12:15
The Sxip Network is a simple, secure and open digital identity
network. This talk will explore technologies that power Sxip Network
Homesites and Membersites. On the Sxip Network, the Homesite is the
user's trusted identity repository, a Web service that employs many
modern Web and security-related technologies to provide a simple,
secure user experience. The Homesite is powered by Class::DBI,
Template Toolkit, and Yet Another Web Dispatcher. The Perl Membersite
Dev Kit (MDK) is a downloadable kit containing APIs and sample code
for integrating SXIP functionality into a website in order to deploy
it as a Membersite. We will discuss the architecture in detail and
how a web service can be developed quickly in Perl.
chromatic & Ian Langworth: Solutions To Common Testing Problems
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Monday 1:30 - 3:00
This talk presents excerpts from the book by myself and Ian Langworth
on test modules you should know, test techniques you'll otherwise have
to discover on your own, and hard-won knowledge from people who've
solved the testing problems you're likely to face. In particular,
we'll concentrate on techniques for testing websites, database testing
tricks, and writing testing libraries and custom testing harnesses.
Geoffrey Young: Writing Tests with Apache-Test, Part II
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Monday 1:30 - 2:15
At last year's YAPC, between the beer and buffalo wings, you got to
know the basics of Apache-Test. Now, it's time to get familiar with
what really makes it a really valuable testing platform. Apache-Test
allows you to run tests directly within the mod_perl runtime
environment, providing the ability to exercise server-side APIs in a
way no other testing framework can. If mod_perl is your thing, you
absolutely need to check this out.
Michael Schout: mod_perl Authentication With Apache::AuthCookie
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Monday 2:15 - 2:30
If you have written more than a few mod_perl applications, you have
almost certainly needed to add authentication to at least some of
these applications. But what do you do when basic HTTP authentication
is not sufficient for your needs? This presentation introduces
developers to cookie based authentication frameworks using
Apache::AuthCookie and Apache::AuthTicket.
Dorian Taylor: Abstracting the Apache Configuration API
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Monday 2:30 - 3:00
The Apache configuration customization API, although made available
for exploitation by mod_perl developers, still closely mimics the 'C'
API and has still yet to take true advantage of Perl's more abstract
features. I intend to demonstrate a suite of modules and samples that
will extend and abstract the mod_perl configuration API. This will
allow for more concise and understandable code that lends itself to
the style of programming more familiar to Perl developers, to produce
a result familiar to system administrators.
Brian Ingerson: Writing Kwiki Plugins
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Monday 1:30 - 4:45
You will learn the ins and outs of writing Kwiki plug-in modules and
the generic Spiffy and Spoon object oriented framework that Kwiki is
built on top of. Kwiki is perhaps the most extensible wiki software
available. Kwiki's architectural goal is simple: "When you combine a
given set of Kwiki plug-ins, everything will Just Work." By writing
Kwiki plug-ins you can manipulate the core software into almost
anything you want.
Marc Prewitt & Jim Keenan: Phalanx from the Trenches: A Local Perl Users Group's Experiences
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Monday 3:15 - 3:55
How we as members of a local Perl users' group organized ourselves to
participate in the Phalanx project, what we accomplished, and what
obstacles we had to overcome.
Geoffrey Young: A Few Cool Things About mod_perl 2.0
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Monday 3:15 - 3:55
mod_perl 2.0 is certainly a lot to digest. But hidden deep in the
recesses of this new release are lots of features that you won't find
at the forefront of the typical "why mod_perl 2.0" discussion but
which are super cool. Oh, and they are important to your migration
strategy too. This talk will outline a few of the important but lesser
known features of mod_perl 2.0 that will get you thinking in new
directions as you migrate away from mod_perl 1.0.
Stig Brautaset: Testing C projects with Perl
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Monday 3:55 - 4:15
Demonstrate how using Perl, Test::Harness and libtap can take the pain
out of testing in 'C'. The whole process from writing tests (in 'C',
using libtap, and in Perl, using Test::More) to running the tests
under Test::Harness via Automake will be covered. (libtap is a 'C'
implementation of the Test Anything Protocol (TAP), the protocol used
by Perl's Test::Harness.)
José Castro: Perl Black Magic unleashed - Obfuscation and Golfing
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Monday 3:55 - 4:45
Everything you always wanted to know about Obfuscation and Golfing,
some strange techniques and odd operators many are not aware of, the
three rules of Obfuscation and many more.
Daniel Wright: AnyData - A Case Study
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Monday 4:15 - 4:45
Projects always start out small and then end up growing bigger. Sooner
or later you will find yourself trying to migrate your data store from
one file format to another. 'AnyData' is a wonderful tool that will
help you manage your data store regardless of what format it is in and
allows you to change your storage format without changing much code.
Autrijus Tang: Apocalypse Now - Perl6 is Here Today
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Tuesday 9:00 - 12:15
This talk covers the current state of Pugs project, a working Perl 6
implementation, and how to join its development. Just when it seemed
like Perl6 was taking a wee bit longer than expected, Pugs is a
working Perl6 interpreter created in a few short weeks based on
Larry's latest Synopses series. This talk will present the state of
the Pugs project, as well as how to start hacking it.
Abigail: Lexical::Attributes
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Tuesday 9:00 - 10:30
I discuss my 10 year relationship with Perl objects and will show the
problems that traditional, hash-based Perl objects have. Over the
years various techniques have been developed to solve the problems,
eventually leading to inside-out objects (recommended in Damian's new
book "Perl Best Practises"), and the module Lexical::Attributes which
hides the implementation of inside-out objects behind syntax borrowed
from Perl6.
brian d foy: Learning Perl
Room: "brian d foyer"
Time: Tuesday 9:00 - 4:45
This is a brief introduction to Learning Perl, intended for the people at
the conference who are not currently fully proficient Perl programmers.
It is presented by brian d foy, one of the professional Perl instructors
of Stonehenge Consulting Services, as the Stonehenge sponsorship of YAPC::NA.
Stephen Jenkins: Offline Programmatic Generation of Web Pages
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Tuesday 10:10 - 10:30
As programmers, when we need to provide web-accessible information,
two methods usually come to mind: a static one - creating web pages in
an editor or web development tool; and a dynamic one - creating CGI
programs to generate HTML. There is however a third, often overlooked
option: offline programmatic generation of web pages (OPG). OPG
describes writing programs to generate HTML documents at the time and
location of your choosing, as opposed to CGI programs where the pages
are generated at access time, on the computer hosting the web
server. In this presentation we will spend time discussing the pros
and cons of OPG and some of the things it is best used for.
David Rolsky: Perl Modules for Exceptions, Logging, and Parameter Validation
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Tuesday 10:45 - 11:25
It's often better to give up in a controlled manner than to forge
ahead and generate garbage output. With good parameter validation,
error handling and logging, you can make sure that your programs fail
predictably and deal with those failures in a useful way. This talk
covers a few different programming practices that can improve the
quality of your code focusing on available CPAN modules for these
practices. First we cover parameter validation, assertions, and
design by contract programming. Next we talk about error handling,
specifically return codes and exceptions. Finally we examine
logging. The goal of this presentation is to help you expand your
toolkit for writing reliable code in a defensive programming style.
Mark Fowler: Using utf-8 in Perl
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Tuesday 10:45 - 11:25
Perl and utf-8 isn't hard, it's just tricky. This talk covers the
basic tricks you need to know to get started with character encodings
and Perl.
Kevin Scaldeferri: How to Serve a Billion Requests a Day with Perl
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Tuesday 11:25 - 11:45
This session will discuss the challenges of building complex services
that can handle very high query rates with low latency and high
availability. At Yahoo! Search Marketing, formerly Overture, we have
developed a number of systems that have successfully scaled over
several orders of magnitude in both data volume and query rate, and I
will discuss the ideas behind some of these.
Luke Palmer: A Language For Games
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Tuesday 11:25 - 11:45
Introduces and discusses the Glop (Game Language of Perl) library, a
collection of modules designed to make game programming as easy as
Perl makes text processing.
Walt Mankowski: Using Graph Theory to Detect Security Policy Violators
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Tuesday 11:45 - 12:15
This talk describes the preliminary results in using Perl and graph
theory to find possible abusers of Drexel's email system. We began
with a simple assumption -- that legitimate users of the system will
tend to exchange emails with each other. We built a graph of a year's
worth of email traffic, and found the connected components of the
graph. The vast majority of users fell into one large strong
set. Those who were outliers merited closer scrutiny.
john saylor: 'vexations in perl' or 'control loops for serious immobility'
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Tuesday 11:45 - 12:15
Erik Satie, an obscure and deceased french composer scribbled a few
musical fragments with some performance instructions and called it
'vexations'. This is about how I took his instructions, added a few
wrinkles of my own, and wrote a perl script to generate a MIDI file.
Shawn Sorichetti: Making the switch: DBI to Class::DBI
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Tuesday 1:30 - 1:50
Trying to figure out a procedure in Class::DBI that you know how to do
with DBI? This talk takes a number of common place DBI/SQL idioms and
shows how they're done in Class::DBI.
Patrick Michaud: Status of the Perl 6 compiler
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Tuesday 1:30 - 1:50
Near the end of 2004, the Perl 6 specifications finally reached
sufficient maturity to begin implementation of a Perl 6 compiler that
targets the Parrot runtime environment. This presentation will
provide attendees with the current status of the implementation of the
Perl 6 compiler including milestones reached, items to be completed
next, and a brief history of the compiler's development.
Steve Purkis: International Address Parsing with Perl
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Tuesday 1:30 - 1:50
Introduce the difficulties of parsing international addresses, and
examine ways of tackling address parsing with Perl. Address parsing,
or breaking addresses up into elements that can be used for geocoding
or formatting is hard. It's a very small subset of natural language
processing (which is even harder!), and while addresses tend to be
quite structured, the structures themselves vary from country to
country and language to language. What's more, the way an address is
written down depends largely on the person writing it.
Marina Greenstein: Perl Programing with DB2
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Tuesday 1:50 - 2:30
This presentation demonstrates how to connect to DB2 database, how to
update data in that database and how to retrieve those data.
Chip Salzenberg & Dan Sugalski: Parrot: Present and Future
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Tuesday 1:50 - 3:00
What is Parrot's architecture? What will it be by the time it's
released as 1.0? Nobody knows, but the best guesses in the world will
come from Chip and Dan.
Daniel Yacob: Regular Expressions for Syllabaries
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Tuesday 1:50 - 2:30
Imagine how regular expressions might be different had they originated
by users of a non-Roman writing system? The presentation explores
regular expressions developed around the requirements of syllabaries
which are two and even three-dimensional writing systems. Practical
examples are presented by applying the capabilities of the
Regexp::Ethiopic module.
Steve Purkis: High-Availability & DBI
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Tuesday 2:30 - 3:00
Implementing high-availability MySQL database connections with the DBI
in a production environment.
Barbie: "Wyt ti'n medru siarad Saesneg?" and why need a phrasebook
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Tuesday 2:30 - 3:00
Phrasebooks are a part of life. When travelling from country to
country, a handy phrasebook can be a lifesaver in getting yourself
understood. The same is true of computing. Having a phrasebook to
translate error codes to meaningful descriptions or websites text into
specific languages can save a lot of time and effort for the
programmer and user.
Casey West: Beyond the Basics of Class::DBI
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Tuesday 3:15 - 3:55
Class::DBI is an excellent example of software that brings you to the
infamous 80/20 rule. When you need just a little more functionality
out of your object relational mapper Class::DBI usually has a solution
for that. In this talk we'll explore many of the incredible, complex
features and plug-ins available for the CDBI platform to take you the
rest of the way, and learn how to create our own plug-ins for release
on the CPAN.
Patrick Michaud: PGE - The Perl/Parrot Grammar Engine
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Tuesday 3:15 - 4:45
One of the key features of Perl 5 was its built-in support for regular
expressions; indeed, Perl 5's regular expressions were so popular that
they have become standard in a wide variety of other systems and
languages. Perl 6 has redesigned Perl 5 regular expressions and turned
them into "Perl 6 rules" complete with grammars. At the heart of
implementing Perl 6 rules will be the "Perl/Parrot Grammar Engine", or
PGE. PGE has been designed and implemented as a Parrot compiler so
that any Parrot-based language can compile and make use of
pattern-matching rules using the Perl 6 rules syntax. This
presentation provides a complete and detailed overview of PGE--its
design, implementation, the latest version of the Perl 6 rules syntax,
and its internal construction. The presentation will briefly review
the Perl 6 rules syntax, demonstrate how PGE interfaces with Parrot
and other languages, examine the code generated by PGE, and describe
how it forms the basis of the Perl 6 to Parrot compiler.
David Rolsky: Perl DateTime Project
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Tuesday 3:15 - 3:55
The Perl DateTime project was started at the beginning of 2003 to
create a set of interoperable modules covering all aspects of
date/time programming. Since the beginning of the project, several
dozen modules have been created including a core date/time object,
time zone modules, modules for numerous non-Gregorian calendars,
formatting and parsing, and much more. This presentation will show you
how to solve date/time programming problems using modules from
DateTime project. Some of the areas covered will include how to handle
data in for date/times in multiple time zones, date/time math,
localization, formatting and parsing, set math with date/times, and
more.
Dan Friedman: Getting your data from there to here: Class::DBI::DataMigration
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Tuesday 3:55 - 4:45
Redesigning a database is often a challenging but refreshing chance to
clean up and reorganize your data. However you are often left with a
bunch of data in the legacy database that needs to be migrated from
the old schema to the new one. Having solved this problem a few times,
and realizing I was going to have to solve it on an ongoing basis, I
got lazy and wrote a framework.
Casey West: Managing Email with Perl
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Tuesday 3:55 - 4:45
This talk covers the Perl Email project in great detail. It outlines
the current capabilities of the project, and its future directions. I
will talk you through a handfull of interesting use cases. You will
learn everything from sending email to stripping attachments.
Andy Lester: Project estimation and tracking that works
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Wednesday 9:00 - 10:30
Embarrassing bugs, late-night phone calls and impossible schedules are
all crises no one wants, but are all too common. Don't accept them as
inevitable, prevent them! Learn how to change from scapegoat to rock
star, and bring back the joy of development.
Perrin Harkins: MVC Web Development with Perl
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Wednesday 9:00 - 9:40
There are many frameworks for applying the model-view-controller (MVC)
approach to web development and Perl has no shortage of them. This
talk will look at some of the most popular options available and
compare a sample application in each of them, in order to help
developers make an informed choice.
Dan Sugalski: Where did my memory go?
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Wednesday 9:00 - 9:20
Figuring out how much memory Perl is using and where it's using it can
be a tricky thing. By the end of this presentation we hope we'll have
turned the subject from a black art to at least a middle-grey one
covering the following topics: figuring out where Perl uses memory,
techniques to reduce memory usage, places where Perl uses memory you
might not expect, and quantifying Perl's memory usage.
Joe McMahon: Lazy test development
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Wednesday 9:20 - 9:40
It's a pain to switch from debugging a program to writing tests, so
why not make this easier? Devel::TestEmbed makes it possible to use
the debugger to help you write tests while you're debugging ... inside
the debugger itself!
Traditionally, writing tests and debuging have been disjoint
activities. You either were debugging, or you were writing tests. We
look at using some of the debugger's documented interfaces in slightly
nonstandard ways to allow us to integrate Test::More into the debugger
and how to use these interfaces to add new behavior to the debugger to
save tests done during a debugger session.
David Rolsky: Introduction to Mason
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Wednesday 9:40 - 10:30
An introduction to Mason that will cover many of Mason's features,
including its templating syntax, code re-use oriented features like
autohandlers and dhandlers, and caching. It will also cover Mason's
integration with mod_perl and plain CGI. Finally, we'll take a look
at Mason subrequests, Mason's "OO" attributes and methods, component
calls with content, using Mason outside of the web, and implementing
an MVC architecture with Mason.
Yuval Kogman: Safe Sex in the 70s
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Wednesday 9:40 - 10:00
Safe sex in the 70s Post-mortum conclusions about robustness, KISS and
the waterbed theory in program design and implementation. The talk
goes through some real examples, each trying to solve a hairy problem,
where incorrect results or behavior are a serious problem and should
be designed out of the system.
Casey West: Five Development Tools I Can't Live Without
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Wednesday 10:00 - 10:30
There are some tools you can't live without and Perl has some very
nice gems. You need to have easy access to documentation, easy ways
to test and measure success, and utilities to help you port your code.
The CPAN has a handful of indispensable projects you need to know
about.
Ivor Williams: Portable Perl - how to write code that will work everywhere
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Wednesday 10:45 - 11:05
CPAN modules should be usable by everybody, not just for a single
platform. Despite the fact that people have gone to great lengths
making Perl portable, there are many issues that can cause code to
break when run on a different platform from the one on which it was
developed. But if you follow the rules set out in perlport, you should
be able to write code that will work everywhere.
Michael Peters: Introduction to CGI::Application
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Wednesday 10:45 - 11:05
With so many MVC frameworks currently being developed for Perl,
sometimes it's hard to reach the level of abstraction you want and
still be completely in control. CGI::Application has been a mainstay
in object oriented web development since it was first introduced to
the Perl community in 2000 (and PHP in 2004). Now it is even easier to
build a custom, reusable framework taking advantage of community best
practices by using plug-ins.
Brian Ingerson: Building Data Driven Test Frameworks (and actually enjoying it!)
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Wednesday 10:45 - 11:25
If you are like Ingy, you hate writing Perl tests because they end
up being lots of code that is not reusable, time consuming to set
up, painful to maintain, and worst of all: *ugly*. No more! Brian
Ingerson will teach you his new testing techniques that concentrate
on your inputs and outputs, minimize the the need for code, and make
everything highly reusable. It will change the way you see testing,
and maybe change your life.
José Castro: Perl Blue Magic - Creating Perl Modules and Using the CPAN
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Wednesday 11:05 - 11:45
The talk will follow the creation of module since the very first idea,
up to it being in a mature state on CPAN, being maintained. All the
usual stages will be followed chronologically, and will include:
naming the module, design decisions (exporting, OOP or not, etc),
testing, version numbers, files in the distribution, best practices to
follow, common mistakes, etc.
Michael Peters: Pluggable Web Apps with CGI::Application and Perl
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Wednesday 11:05 - 11:45
This presentation will look at recent developments in CGI::Application
that allow greater resuability of structure with a specific focus on
plug-in-based features. These plug-ins allow the developer to
concentrate on application specific business logic while incorporating
community best practices for needs like templating, form validation,
session handling, logging and configuration. We'll step through the
creation of a project base class using plug-ins and end up with a
reusable base for almost any web application. We'll also look at what
resources are available for plug-in developers and how you can turn
your favorite module into a plug-in for CGI::Application.
Brian Ingerson: Perldoc - New Tools for Perl Documentation
Room: Giovanni Room
Time: Wednesday 11:25 - 12:15
Perldoc is a new suite of tools that moves Perl documentation beyond
Pod while remaining 100% backwards compatible with Pod. In this talk
you will learn about Perldoc.pm and friends, a set of tools that gives
you much more power, flexibility and ease of use in your Perl
documentation. It will cover Perldoc syntax dialects such as Pod and
Kwid, talk about the Perldoc Object Model and streaming vs DOM
operations. It will also show new ways to layout your doc such that
sections can be reordered. and finally the ideas in Perldoc that have
been proposed to become standard in Perl 6.
Barbie: Preparing for CPAN
Room: Grand Ballroom (East)
Time: Wednesday 11:45 - 12:15
When creating distributions for CPAN, it is very easy to catch obvious
mistakes or popular misunderstandings if you know about them. A
sizable proportion of failure reports from cpan-testers could be
avoided, if there were a common set of known issues. This talk aims to
list a few, and provide some answers.
Michael Graham: CGI::Application::Framework
Room: Grand Ballroom (Centre)
Time: Wednesday 11:45 - 12:15
CGI::Application::Framework is a ready-to-use web development framework
that integrates a lot of powerful CPAN modules. It makes it easy to
write web applications using templates, sessioning, login forms, form
validation and more.
R Geoffrey Avery: Lightning Talks
Room: Grand Ballroom
Time: Wednesday 1:30 - 3:00
What are Lightning Talks? Lightning Talks are sixteen five-minute talks in a
ninety-minute time slot. They have become popular at the Perl conferences in
the last few years.
Why would you want to do a Lightning Talk? Maybe you've never given a
talk before, and you'd like to start small. You don't need to make
slides, and if you do decide to make slides, you only need to make
three. Maybe you're nervous and you're afraid you'll mess up. It's a
lot easier to plan and deliver a five minute talk than it is to
deliver a long talk. And if you do mess up, at least the painful part
will be over quickly. Maybe you don't have much to say. Maybe you just
want to ask a question, or invite people to help you with your
project, or boast about something you did, or tell a short cautionary
story. These things are all interesting and worth talking about.
Closing Keynote
Room: Grand Ballroom
Time: Wednesday 3:15 - 3:55
Some things are best left unsaid. This is one of them. Good Perl and good
times are assured.
Town Hall Meeting
Room: Grand Ballroom
Time: Wednesday 3:55 - 4:45
A general free-for-all discussing what needs to be discussed.